Tea and Sauce.
Ingredients / 3 large onions / steel of a knife / one head
of unkissable garlic / fingertips / bandaged / substitute
false milk / drooping tea bag
Method / mince garlic + cover fingertips with unmoveable scent / taste
sauce from the smooth back of a spoon / lick lips / knife accidentally sharp /
tea accidentally too sweet / low fat / lactose free / pour milk until swirling /
dilute until white / kiss the distracted cheek / peel thin skin from onions /
slip the knife / dice until crying.